John & Alice dress like Sherlock Holmes and comb through the lame-ass band requests to bring you some rare and precious samples from the mantle of the underground.
1. Bastardgeist MySpaceWonderful minimal glockenspiel (I think) music, with mournful vocals and a penchant for the Chapmans.
2. Salem MySpaceSlippery, spinny, disorientating warped record electronic STUFF.
3. Pseudo Nippon MySpaceTeleradd, playful and hopefully not a racist, Pseudo Nippon is an Engrish-speaking home baked gabba-pop superstar waiting to happen. Watch your back Scotch Egg, this guy has TUNES.
4. Lawrence Wasser MySpaceFrench weirdo-rockers with masks and manginas.
5. Music Video MySpaceEveryone in the world wants more Postal Service, right? And for Postal Service to not be quite so sickly. Well hunger no more, starving children, Music Video is here to save your empty ears.

6. Channels 3 & 4 / Twin Crystals MySpaceC3&4 are one of Alice's favouritest bands ever, they split up and reformed into a Twin Crystals and now she's hoovering up their last few pieces of vinyl into a jealously guarded collection.
7. Hot Pants Romance MySpaceThree awesome indie girls play no-fi surf "hits" in tiny hot pants. I bought their CD-R and it was a data CD with the songs in WMV format, wtf?
8. Kate NashNo wait I meant Betty Curse. All the kids are listening to her when they're not busy organically spreading the word about Genuine Internet Sensations like Arctic Monkeys.
9. a.P.A.t.T. MySpaceTotally loveable and hugely uncool, I suspect this entire band may have dreds that smell of weed. They sound like Cardiacs playing Mr Bungle. Joyous skanky hyper-funk-rock for rolling around on the floor to.
10. YIP YIP MySpaceVertigo-inducing electronic circus music with an epilepsy-inducing MySpace background.
11. Crystal Castles MySpaceYou may have heard of this one. We were onto them 2 years ago, bitch.